There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
thank you for your contribution
Bradley Cooper reading Lolita to his 19 year old girlfriend
this is literally the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life
*crickets* She’s over 18, what’s creepy about that?
ok I’m not the dating police but there’s something mildly unsettling about a man reading a novel about being in love with a literal child to his significantly younger girlfriend while cradling her. I mean it could be just me